no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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