Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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