Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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