I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
sex in a hospital.. check
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
why is half of my head shaved?
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