True but thats because hes a fetus.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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