if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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