brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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