its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize