We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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