Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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