this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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