Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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