yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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