she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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