Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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