who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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