Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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