Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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