omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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