What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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