i would punch a child for taco bell
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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