You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Do vagina's smell?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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