i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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