Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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