So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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