i barfeds in our rink
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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