just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
