Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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