you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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