Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize