That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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