guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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