can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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