Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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