We won't sleep together?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you had me at cake vodka
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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