She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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