I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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