new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
