dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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