remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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