Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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