Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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