I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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