how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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