i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
wow bdsm is so cute
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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