If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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