marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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