dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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