ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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