So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i now understand why vodka
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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