He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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