yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
send nudes
from the living room?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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