I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
