...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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