She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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