The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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