please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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