did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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